This country is backwards!

It seems that Londoners take pride in their puke! You will find several sidewalks stained with the remnants of 2am kebab happy hour after a night of bingefull drinking. It seems to be socially acceptable to puke anywhere, with most people turning a blind eye, or cheering on the lucky bloke. Yet spitting is frowned upon. Should you desire to unload a white turtle because of sever mucous buildup in your sinuses, most Londoners will give you the evil eye. How messed up is that. I'd rather step onto a white turtle than minced lamb kebab.
dtm.