The Cap-e-tan

The Adventure of Captain Stabbin and his sidekick Scotty.


Excerpts from the Cap-e-tan:

Scotty: - 'Captain, we've been blown ashore!'
Captain Stabbin: - 'Arrrrr Scotty, Have ye not been blown before?'

Captain Stabbin: - 'Scotty, Hotdogs for me grub?'
Scotty: - 'But Captain, the Cods just come in!'
Captain Stabbin: - 'Arrrrrrr I'll take your mayo on that!'


Stranded Female: - 'But Captian, that ain't no fishstick'
Captain Stabbin: - 'Arrrrrrrrrr, and that ain't no tar-tar sauce either!'*

If the Captain was dressed up in a Santa Outfit:

Female on Santas Lap: - 'But Captain, that's not snow!'

Captain Santa: - 'Arrrrrrrrr, and that ain't no Egg Nog Either!'

Always a Good Catch.


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*Meesh and Solymosi Special