The 'Oh I'm Sorry'......

I don't get it with this.

It's called the 'Oh I'm Sorry' bit.

I've been thinking about this, and probably for far two long, but two issues arose to make me think more about it.

No one really wants to hear those words. Why be sorry, why lie, why lie!

There are 2 occasions for the 'Oh I'm sorry bit':

1) Story goes. Tmax and I lived together for 8 months and most recently moved out of the Blackheath. We only lived there for 2.5 months and when we split, told the Estate Agents that we had to move cause we split. 'Oh I'm sorry'. That was pulled twice as when the inventory girl came by to check out the unit, asked how long we lived there for and we said 2.5 months, then asked why we were moving out. We split. 'Oh I'm sorry'!

This was also interpreted as 'Awww I'm Sawy'.

2) Colleagues dad recently passed away and we had a card go around the office to write any condolences. Most of the comments started with 'Sorry to hear this'. blah blah blah.

Screw it, its Rubbish!

I know how it feels, both my Grandmas passed away and I was very close with both, so I understand death. And relationships, well, yea death.

But why not put a positive spin on things, like:

1) Just think of all the rack you're gonna sack, all the cock she's gonna block.

2) Celebrate the life lived in full, make your life full of Bull*.

If people were more optimistic, the world wouldn't be full of miserable twats!

dtm


*PS If you're having a hard time understanding point 2, I'm referring to a Bull Market in the Stock Markets, I'd rather be Bullish than Bearish!