DON'T GO BACK TO WANKIN - dtm mix

Singalong to: Oasis - Don't Look Back in Anger

DON’T GO BACK TO WANKIN - Yet another dtm Production


Listen Sir remove that hand off your cock
I know you’ve been searching this rock
For a better place to spray

You say that it feels so right
Try and you might, wank all day

So you go back to your bed for the pull
Lubeing up, thinking of getting, head
Come inside, knock, one, out
Yank it hard, yank it fast
Take that hand right off your cock
You know you’re going to stain your sheets

And so hard you’re done by
You know you should try, another form of relief
You’ve now creamed your sheets
So don’t go back to Wankin
I heard her say

Think of all the girls out there, you’re being unfair
You can hand out pearls

Please don’t yank your cock out too hard
Just cause it feels like lard
It’ll waste away

So you go back to your bed for the pull
Lubeing up, thinking of getting, head
Come inside, knock one out
Yank it hard, yank it fast
Take that hand right off your cock
You know you’re going to stain your sheets

And so hard you’re done by
You know you should try, another form of relief
You’ve creamed your sheets
So don’t go back to Wankin
I heard her say

And so hard you’re done by
You know you should try, another form of relief
You’ve now creamed your sheets
So don’t go back to Wankin
I heard her say

And so hard you’re done by
You know you should try, another form of relief
You’ve now creamed your sheets
So don’t go back to Wankin
Don’t go back to Wankin
I heard her say

Just Not Today



dtm Productions C@ 2006

MY COCK - dtm mix

Another dtm Production. Yes This is what ive been doing during the slow season at work Dec 27-29 apart from socializing. :)

Singalong to JT's - 'My Love'

‘MY COCK’

If I let you suck my cock tonight
Would you rub my balls and suck them too
If I shaved my balls so beautiful
Would you do this to me all the time

Well Baby my cocks been around the world
But no ones sucked it better than you do

This ring here put it on my dick
You know it’s gonna be a good long night

I can see you swallowing babe
Rub a dub-dub In the bathtub
I can feel you tight inside
Ass to mouth ride it side by side
You can spit or swallow
But I don’t wanna snowball bitch you a slow girl
You’d better go on go crazy

Cause all I want you to do is suck my cock
My cock
My cock
Anytime of day in the middle of the night
My cock
My cock
My cock
Anytime of day in the middle of the night
My cock

Now If I shoved my balls into your mouth
Would my Johnson make you gag and choke

I could use some vanilla and spice
This hotdogs gonna taste real real nice

See whats the point of sucking on my toes
I’ve got One Hundred other hoes (for that)

This ring here put it on my dick
You know it’s gonna be a good long night

I can see you swallowing babe
Rub a dub-dub In the bathtub
I can feel you tight inside
Ass to mouth ride it side by side
You can spit or swallow
But I don’t wanna snowball bitch you a slow girl
You’d better go on go crazy

Cause all I want you to do is suck my cock
My cock
My cock
Anytime of day in the middle of the night
My cock
My cock
My cock
Anytime of day in the middle of the night
My cock

‘(RAP)’


I can see you swallowing babe
Rub a dub dub In the bathtub
I can feel you tight inside
Ass to mouth ride it side by side
You can spit or swallow
But I don’t wanna snowball bitch you a slow girl
You’d better go on go crazy

Cause all I want you to do is suck my cock
My cock
My cock
Anytime of day in the middle of the night
My cock
My cock
My cock
Anytime of day in the middle of the night
My cock

C@ Another dtm Creation 2006

DIRTY CRACK - dtm mix

Sing along to JT Sexyback:

‘DIRTY CRACK’

You’ve got a Dirty Crack
You’re momma never taught you how to act
You flaunt it out to all the boys named Jack
So turn around and I’ll stick it in your back

Dirty Crack
I see you shacked up with my best friend Matt
I’d love to lick you when you misbehave
To clean your sins cause you’re a dirty ho

Get down Girl
Wipe that crack
STD
KY on me
Know who you’re fucking with
Bite my sack
I’ll make you gag
Bend over Ho

Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass

You’ve got a Dirty Crack
You better use that Scotty off the rack
Bitch shut up you’re talking too much smack
I think I’ll stick it right between your rack

Dirty Crack
I see you shacked up with my best friend Matt
I’d love to lick you when you misbehave
To clean your sins cause you’re a dirty ho

Get down Girl
Wipe that crack
STD
KY on me
Know who you’re fucking with
Bite my sack
I’ll make you gag
Bend over Ho

Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass

You’ve got a Dirty Crack
That’s one too many Big Mac
I’ve got the sauce baby in my sack
So get ready for the wack

Get down Girl
Wipe that crack
STD
KY on me
Know who you’re fucking with
Bite my sack
I’ll make you gag
Bend over Ho

Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass
Wipe that ass


C@ dtm Production Remix

dtm

Weekend Dec 16 Friday

Friday night, the first night of weekend birthday partying.

Started out after work with drinks at this cool Moroccan bar called Acco. 2 for 1 happy hour drinks made the choice easy. After this I went out for some tapa action with Sarah and Julia from work. I can't remember the name but it was this Italian tapa place we went to across from Edgeware Road tube. It was pretty ghetto, you walk down into the basement and its an old furnished kind of place. they had this geezer playing on a synth, kinda like Dresden style.
The waiter who served us was a Joe Pesci look alike who was pissed out of his mind. He kept going on 'you two girls, are a so lov-el-ly, so nice, you, not so lov-el-ly' he says. 'If my daughter brought you home, you would be in a big a trouble'. Woa, slow down here Scarface. So I said 'But I'd make a her a happy!', and then he said 'ok ok, you now a my friend, he is lov'el'ly'. Right. Fun talk and games but we were starving. It literally took us an hour to order, and even that before the wine came. He would disappear for like 20 minutes, come back and we'd want to order and he said he'd come right back. Upon taking our order, he didn't even write down what we wanted. He dropped his pen 3 times. Funny as is, we were starving. We called over the manager and he brought in another waiter who apologized and got it right.

After dinner Sarah and Jules went home as they were up for the big night sat, so I was left solo trip and not ready to go home. I decided Id go back to the Scala, as I had a fun time there last time I was there 7 months ago. So I trucked out to Kings Cross to do some partying . wtf, I didn't care, I just wanted to have a good time. it was a 5er to get in, no biggie. The short end of it was that it was Gay night, and I didn't really realize this until 12am when they all poured in. I got in about 10pm. At this time there was still a pretty good mix of females, albeit fag hags. I first caught onto this after some bloke at the bar asked me 'Why are you still here?'. I says 'Pardon!'?, 'why haven't you gone home with anyone yet?'...'Cause I'm not a Bummer', 'well what about a blow job', 'yea but not from you, I'm not gay dude'. We had a laugh and he took it well. Downstairs I had this German dude ask me 'so how do you like zee Popstars?', I'm like 'whats that?', 'Popstars, where you are'. I found out that the gay night is called Popstars.
I felt like Stiffler in American Wedding. But whatever, I just wanted to have a good night out and do some dancing! I got home about 4:30 am that night and all in all it was a good Friday night.

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My Favorite Mistake

'Is that a Cockney Accent?'
'Where are you from?'
'I'll give you one guess, 50/50 chance'
'America'
'Go blow my north pole!'

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Doctor Doctor, Can't you see I'm Buring Burning..

Friday morning at work and I'm still feeling either A) drunk, B) mad C) blank

Wednesday night was our office party held at the lovely Riverside Hotel overlooking the Thames near Vauxhall station. It started with some early boozing while getting ready back at the flat, arriving about 7:30 for pre-drinks, dinner and same lame ass bingo. Bingo here is messed up. Or better yet it was the announcee from Marketing thats a nut. 'Two and One is twentyone, come smack my bum'. Why everything had to end up in some poncy rhyme was beyond me but I wanted to club her with my baguette. I'm all for socializing but must admit I'm more for boggieing down to some tunes. It wasent a long night as we got kicked out at i think 1pm, but proceeded to drink some more at the lobby bar downstairs. My excitement came from introducing Dr Peppers to people. They didnt have a bottle of Ameretto so I walked out to the local convenience store and bought a bottle for 14 quid. Came back ot the bar and gave it to one of the bartenders. 'Do you know how to make a Dr Pepper?' I asked while she blankly looked at me. I showed her. Now they didnt even have shot glasses there so the improve was to just pour a half pint of beer and the Ameretto (approx a shot worth) on top of the beer and guzzle it.
I'm all blank after that. I know I did over 5 of those things with various people. I even gave one to the GM of Sales which he refused politely. I don't think he could handle the truth.

Thursday I spent in bed all day, lights out, not wanting to move. I still feel like this on friday at the office. I wish I could remember more but it's prolly best I didn't.

dtm

HOME FOR A REST!

Tickets booked and excited as ever I'm a coming home for a rest! The lure of Family, Friends, rest time and triple points from Air Canada are too much to resist!

So Details are:

Fly In: Wednesday January 17 to Vancouver on AC855 at 3:45 (15:45) Terminal M

Fly Out: leaving Vancouver Monday January 29 arriving Heathrow AC896 on Tuesday Jan 30th at 12pm Terminal 3

Yea yea I'm sure no one will be at the gates to greet me, on EITHER sides, point is thats a whole 13 days to see everyone!

My Vancouver number has not changed (you all had better not have offed it on your phones :p)and I'll activate it when I get into town, 604-764-2553, otherwise be expecting me to ring you up on it :)

I'll be staying with the parentals unless I have other arrangements :P

Looking forward to seeing everyone.

dtm

Elfed Myself

Happy Holidays, I've just Elfed myself.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=6ce04f1e6413b9cebea6e9a_20061208

You should Elf yourself Too!

dtm

Show Me Some Love, Send Me a Text!

I'm depressed no one loves me for petes sake! There's nothing like getting texts. What's worse is sending a text and not getting texted back. Rubbish! I hate technology.

dtm

Weekend Dec 3rd

It's been my first weekend at the new flat and I've yet to meet my flatmates. I was told I'd be living with an American and Italian girl and I've yet to see any evidence of any flatmates. I'm beginning to think that any night some The German Surgeon from Hostel is going to come drill out my organs.

Eventful happening this weekend was a full on Saturday night. I was invited to a houseparty in Old Street by 2 girls whom I'd interviewed for the flat (yea I didn't get it, I got something better!). I thought it was a 'special invite', but it turned out that they invited 3 others who had seen the flat. Nonetheless it was my first official UK houseparty (aside from Geoff and Haley's, but we are Canadian!), so I wanted to check out the scene. It is a small 2 bedroom groundfloor flat in an ex council building, not very big but they managed to cram about 35 people in there. Most of those people didn't know anyone and so at least it was easy to talk to people there and poke fun of the situation.

Many a beer into the night I found myself in one of the girls bedrooms chatting with 3 of the guys from the party earlier (and you thought it was getting good!). This one guy started snooping in the drawers and pulled out a rather small dildo from the bedside table. I thought he was going to stick it in his ass, but lo and behold he put that tiny dolphin right in his mouth and started dancing around. I've never seen a smaller dildo in my life. Granted the girl was a tiny 5'0 who held the lease to the room, but it was the size of a cigar! Who uses dildos that small! Admittedly it was a good laugh. You'd have no idea where that thing might have been before the mouth incident. I'd suggest locking your drawer or finding a better hiding spot. He kept up the routine until the girl almost came in where he proceeded to hide the dildo in his pants.

That was all I could take and I left shortly after to meet Andy with his crew in town at a bar called Langleys. Hung around there then went to the Gala Casino at 4am with and Andy and his girlfriend where I proceeded to slay in Blackjack. Up 90 quid that night. We hung out until 4:30am then headed out on the night bus home. Not a bad night, I got some digits ;), money and drunk all in one night. I'm so easy to please.

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