Weekend Dec 3rd

It's been my first weekend at the new flat and I've yet to meet my flatmates. I was told I'd be living with an American and Italian girl and I've yet to see any evidence of any flatmates. I'm beginning to think that any night some The German Surgeon from Hostel is going to come drill out my organs.

Eventful happening this weekend was a full on Saturday night. I was invited to a houseparty in Old Street by 2 girls whom I'd interviewed for the flat (yea I didn't get it, I got something better!). I thought it was a 'special invite', but it turned out that they invited 3 others who had seen the flat. Nonetheless it was my first official UK houseparty (aside from Geoff and Haley's, but we are Canadian!), so I wanted to check out the scene. It is a small 2 bedroom groundfloor flat in an ex council building, not very big but they managed to cram about 35 people in there. Most of those people didn't know anyone and so at least it was easy to talk to people there and poke fun of the situation.

Many a beer into the night I found myself in one of the girls bedrooms chatting with 3 of the guys from the party earlier (and you thought it was getting good!). This one guy started snooping in the drawers and pulled out a rather small dildo from the bedside table. I thought he was going to stick it in his ass, but lo and behold he put that tiny dolphin right in his mouth and started dancing around. I've never seen a smaller dildo in my life. Granted the girl was a tiny 5'0 who held the lease to the room, but it was the size of a cigar! Who uses dildos that small! Admittedly it was a good laugh. You'd have no idea where that thing might have been before the mouth incident. I'd suggest locking your drawer or finding a better hiding spot. He kept up the routine until the girl almost came in where he proceeded to hide the dildo in his pants.

That was all I could take and I left shortly after to meet Andy with his crew in town at a bar called Langleys. Hung around there then went to the Gala Casino at 4am with and Andy and his girlfriend where I proceeded to slay in Blackjack. Up 90 quid that night. We hung out until 4:30am then headed out on the night bus home. Not a bad night, I got some digits ;), money and drunk all in one night. I'm so easy to please.

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