Pulling a Larry David

Ok I admit it, I pulled a Larry David. I had no other choice. The campsite in Venice (or rather just outside Marco Polo) has about 5 showers in the section I was at. One of them was a handicapped washroom. Well all of the showers were full at 10am except the handicapped one. I figured id only be in there for a 5 minute rinse off, how fast was that, no ones gonna need to use it. So I decide, hell with it, Im going in. No sooner had I just turned on the hot running water, did the door bust open. Now Im not going to backtrack but this particular large stall did not have a lock on it, so I just shut the door thinking people would hear the running water knowing someone was inside. This bloke rolled in looking like Leuitenant Dan and gave me this look, me standing there dong out and all looking kind of surprised. I could count to 5 seconds as we both stared at each other. I think he was in awe that I was using the handicapped shower, I was in awe that someone just rolled in on my campsite shower. He blurted out 'What the fuck, you shouldnt be in here' obviously agitated. I did the only thing I could think of doing at that moment, what else does one do when they are caught standing up naked in a handicapped shower. I grunted 'Mrrrm Meuh ha huh he hu nu nooo noo' Which made absolutely no sense, but then again how else am I supposed to prove that I was disabled somehow. 'mrruuu mruuu murr ne na tekanis?' I continued. He glared at me and yeleld 'get out'. I decided the only way to get this dude out of my shower was to throw a tantrum, so I did just that, raising my voice 'ne ya nu ka ka ka go', to that effect while dancing a rain dance. I was hoping id spooke him out of there. It worked as he turned around and rolled out yelling 'fucking loser!' at me. My act seemed to have worked. Now I realize I shouldnt be getting any PC kudo points out of this, and i do realize that i shouldnt have been in there in the first place, but i remember that episode on season 5 in Curb Your Enthusiasm, and that almost makes it seem alright. When i exited he was no where to be found, so im assuming he just rolled into the next free shower. 'Well then you wait, you waiiiiiiit'.

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